| [JUST GOT HOME FROM THE BAR, WALKING UP MY DRIVEWAY, A TOAD JUMPS AND KATIE SCREAMS LIKE SHE'S BEEN STABBED. WE GO INSIDE, WHERE SHE REVEALS TO ME THAT SHE'S TERRIFIED OF TOADS. I DECIDE WE SHOULD BREAK HER FEAR, AND SHE SHOULD TOUCH ONE. WE GO INTO THE GARAGE...]
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| Me: | Well, theres always a ton of toads in my driveway. Lets go see if we can find one and I'll pick it up and then you will touch it and get over this.
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| Katie: | I don't know...I...I don't know. I've never touched one, and...I don't know.
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| Me: | Well, we don't even know if there are any out.
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| [OPEN GARAGE DOOR, HUGE TOAD IS SITTING RIGHT BY THE DOOR]
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| Me: | There's one.
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| Katie: | WHOAH. NO. NO. TOO BIG. THAT ONE IS TOO BIG. Can't we start with something a little smaller? Like a frog?
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| Me: | No, we're doing this. Quit being a pussy.
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| [TOAD IS GONE]
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| Me: | Well where the fuck did it go?
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| [KATIE STARTS TO WALK OUTSIDE]
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| Me: | No, no...stay in here because if it jumps at you you're going to scream like a little bitch. |
