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“Numerica” -NiceCleanWhite @fatsgumshoe
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@1 month ago with 5 notes

I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE.

Katie:Oh, so my Mom got this text on her phone from October 4th, it was you asking, "are you drinking tonight?"
Me:Yeah, what about it?
Katie:Was that supposed to go to me?
Me:No. I was asking your Mom. I just wanted to be sure.
@1 month ago
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ronisolomondds:
Clearly “daddy’s little girl” has poor taste if she cannot appreciate a Volvo.

ryanpalis:

ronisolomondds:

Clearly “daddy’s little girl” has poor taste if she cannot appreciate a Volvo.
@1 month ago with 7 notes

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Sorry I’m not sorry I stomped you out with a phone book, ass.

@1 month ago

Natalie sent this to me the other day.  If you know anything about me at all, you know that Anne Frank is my favorite person in the world.  This video will never not make me smile.

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